RYAN GREEN DRAWS DOWN THE PODCAST, BUT NOT FOR THE LAST TIME. LOOK TO THE EAST IN THE DAWN, AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU WILL SEE HIM MAKE HIS RETURN
August 30, 2009 by ryan
August 29, 2009 by nick
Repeatedly, the day of August 29th has had a tremendous influence on the course of human history: The beginning of the 7 Years War in 1756, Brazil achieves independence from Portugal in 1825, the United Kingdom Abolished slavery in 1833, and the Second Battle of Bull Run in 1862. And who could forget the last Beatles concert, or the official demise of the Soviet Communist Party?
Still, all of these pale in comparison to the significance of this day in 1805. Muhammad Ali Pasha continued to consolidate his new dynasty in Egypt. On his side was his ingenuity, and willingness to reform. Many do not know, however, that he also possessed a secret advantage.
Beneath the ruins of the Library of Alexandria, Pasha’s retainers discovered a glowing blue portal. On the other side, they discovered the Golden City of Detroit in the year 2015. The reader is certainly familiar with the unprecedented success seen in this once-failed city after discovering a new form of energy unleashed upon the crucifixion of Chevrolet spokesman Howie Long. This energy allowed the carving out of an independent nation in America’s heartland, ruled by Joe Dumars. Pasha’s explorers managed to trade gold to an amused Jim Leyland in his holographic compound in exchange for several plasma rifles, which were more than enough to subdue neighboring 19th century territories.
August 26, 2009 by ryan
August 25, 2009 by ryan
SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS, THIS SHIT IS NOT COOL. I TOLD YOU GUYS YOU COULD PARTY IN MY BASEMENT ASSUMING THAT EASY CHICKS WERE BROUGHT ALONG. DAMNIT THIS IS MY HOUSE, I SHOULD GET LAID.
August 23, 2009 by admin
HEY GUYS! WHAT’S HANGING? OH, NOT MUCH, I JUST GOT PROMOTED BY MY BOSS! YEAH, NOW I’M GOING TO TAKE A SENIOR MANAGEMENT POSITION IN THE LAND OF INDONESIA. YEAH, THAT INDONESIA. YOU KNOW IT’S COOL.
August 20, 2009 by admin
August 19, 2009 by nick
Pete and I had another successful show at Comix last night – Judah Friedlander of 30 Rock fame showed up for a surprise set. Of course, Pete and I gave the best stand up performances of all time, beating our previous world records for comedy. As you might expect this got in the way of recording an episode last night, however we should be getting right back into the swing of things for the end of the summer.
Thanks to those of you who made it out to the show – your support makes us rich and famous.
August 17, 2009 by ryan
HEY REMEMBER THE MOVIE THE PARENT TRAP WHERE TWO TWINS THAT WILL SOMEDAY GROW UP AND BE REALLY HOT SWITCH PLACES AND HAVE WACKY ADVENTURES TO BRING THEIR PARENTS BACK TOGETHER? THIS IS TOTALLY LIKE THAT WITH EVEN MORE CONCORDE-ING
August 17, 2009 by nick
August 17th. Arguably the best day in human history.
In the year 2674, humanity stumbled upon an ancient energy source on Saturn’s moon, Titan. This energy source allowed for traveling between stars. After another decade, humanity created a portal which they believed would transport them to a paradise. Unfortunately, it sent them back to 1999. Humanity sought to undo history and help N’Sync turn out on the top spot of TRL (Total Request Live). As the elite squad of soldiers burst into MTV studios in New York, they subdued the guards and made their way to the inner chamber.
When they arrived, the holograms of audience members vanished at a gesture from Grand Vizier Daly. His chest erupted into tentacles and sucked the life out of the intrepid explorers of our future. With the sweet nectar of their anachronistic bodies, OverCarson subdued the governments of the end of the 20th century and subjugated all of humanity.
All hail Carson.
August 15, 2009 by ryan
BOOM GOES THE EXPLOSION OF EPISODE 50 FEATURING THE FIRST TIME WE HAVE A RETURNING GUEST! GET DOWN ON THAT DOWNLOAD SO THAT YOU CAN TAKE IT WITH YOU! GIVE IT TO YOUR CADDY SO THAT HE CAN EDUCATE YOU ON HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR SHORT GAME BY AVOIDING THE ‘SNAKES’ OF THE COURSE!