Monthly Archives: October 2009

Technical Difficulties

Ryan and Glenn are still wrestling with the two episodes we have locked away in Glenn’s computer.
In the meantime, recommended reading over at Michael Ian Black’s Twitter account. And if you want to keep up with what is making Pete, Glenn, and Nick smile these days, the videos at Lasagna Cat, and their TV [...]

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EPISODE 66

HELL YEAH! NEW WEEZER ALBUM! WEEZER IS AWESOME! I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO RIVERS CUOMO! RIVERSSSSSSSSS!

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This Day In History

On this crisp October the 17th, I shall return to the dusty tomes and scrolls to divulge more of history’s secrets, long lost to man.
Many attribute the United States’ entry into WWI to various factors – entrenched financial ties with Great Britain and France, the sinking of the Lusitania passenger ship by a German [...]

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Match The Tweet With The Twat

New 41 minute episode to come shortly as soon as we can transfer it from Glenn’s computer to Ryan’s. In the meantime, Nick has started up a Twitter account specifically for sports commentary, primarily baseball. Check it out if you enjoy his angry rants about shit that doesn’t matter.
http://twitter.com/n_schaef

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EPISODE 65

WE APOLOGIZE TO OUR EUROPEAN LISTENERS FOR OUR LAST PODCAST. ACCORDING TO OUR GOOGLE ANALYTICS, MOST PEOPLE FROM THE EU BELIEVED THAT THE PREVIOUS EPISODE WAS A SHITTY TECHNO LOVE SONG MADE IN FRUITY LOOPS, WHEN IN FACT THE REALITY CAN BE NOTHING FURTHER FROM THAT. WE REGRET THE MISTRANSLATION, AND IN THE FUTURE WILL [...]

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Cybersex From 6 Years Ago Part 2

If you guys thought that was hilarious, wait till you see this one. This next guy was really persistent – it must have been because Bike Chick.jpg was so hot. There was some stuff we said right off the bat that would send your normal customer fleeing for the hills. Not this guy. Once [...]

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Cybersex From 6 Years Ago Part 1

In an effort to keep the content rolling, here is a cybersex prank that Pete & Nick played on some unsuspecting AOL Chat Room Perverts years ago. In many ways this was their first comedic collaboration. My only regret is that bike_chick.jpg seems to have vanished from the internet. It was clearly an advertisement which [...]

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EPISODE 64

NEXT TIME ON REAL HOUSEWIVES OF DARIEN: GLENN’S MOM DRAGS HIM TO IKEA, BUT HILARITY ENSUES WHEN HIS SEVERE ALLERGY TO PINE KICKS IN. PETE GETS SHOT BY REDNECKS WHEN HE TRIES TO GO TO A WHITE CASTLE IN LONG ISLAND, AND NICK DRINKS HEAVILY AND YELLS AT PEOPLE ON XBOX LIVE

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This Day In History

We all know about the annual Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest. Every year we gather our families together around the radio and listen to Vin Scully paint pictures with words. As he describes the gallant men consuming dozens upon dozens of hot dogs, every young boy imagines one day growing up and having such eating [...]

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EPISODE 63

THE GANG IS ALL BACK. RYAN FELT THAT SCHOOL WASN’T COOL, NICK WENT DOWN SOUTH TO BE A HICK, AND PETE AND GLENN JUST HUNG OUT AROUND TOWN PICKING UP COUGARS WHILE EVERYONE ELSE WAS AWAY.
WE’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT WOMEN, WE’RE TALKING ABOUT ACTUAL COUGARS. THAT’S RIGHT, PETE AND GLENN NOW HAVE HUNTING LICENSES.

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