Monthly Archives: November 2009

EPISODE 70

NEXT TIME ON THE GOLD COAST: THE REALITY SHOW ABOUT COUGARS AND THE MEN WHO HUNT THEM:
NOW THAT NICK HAS HIS JD, HE USES IT TO FIND LOOPHOLES IN PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENTS AND THEN SLEEPS WITH WOMEN IN ORDER TO EXPLOIT THEM.
SWIFTY HEADS TO MONTREAL TO TRY TO PICK UP OLDER WOMEN USING ONLY FRENCH
PETE TAKES [...]

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Happy Thanksgiving

Enjoy this film, which we have treasured through the ages. I am thankful for it.
Today we mourn the loss of this brilliant commercial, which poses the really important question – “Spiderman, what’s crackin’, baby?”

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This Day In History

November 24th.
Sure, you’re walking around thinking about how great November 24th, 2009 is. You’re probably thinking that it’s the best November 24th ever. Probably even better than the one in 1966 when New York experienced the smoggiest day in its history (Yep! That’s right! Even smoggier than December 15th, 1952!) (I know, we couldn’t believe [...]

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EPISODE 69

PREVIOUSLY ON CLIKIT OR TIKIT…
PETE HAS THE HOUSE ALL TO HIMSELF, AND HOSTS A RAGING PARTY, BUT THINGS GO SOUTH WHEN HE ACCIDENTALLY INVITES MEMBERS FROM TWO DIFFERENT MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS!
GLENN CAN’T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY HIS RENT SO HE MOVES INTO THE LOCAL NORDSTROM’S, HOUSING HIMSELF INSIDE THE RACK OF DISCOUNT DRESSES, WHERE [...]

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EPISODE 68

SPOILER ALERT: GLENN SLIDES IN LIKE THE WACKY NEIGHBOR DOES A THIRD OF THE WAY INTO THE EPISODE. AND JUST LIKE SEINFELD, OUR SHOW CAN ONLY BE UNDERSTOOD IF YOU LIVE IN HELL’S KITCHEN.

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Rejected Law School Applications #2: Stanford University

Like Mary Willits of Flint, Michigan, this individual had unrequited love for a law school – although this gentleman decided to aim a little bit higher. Stanford is considered to be a top five law school by almost any measurement. Apparently the application of Marco Gonzalez was not up to the rigorous standards of this [...]

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Rejected Law School Applications #1: University of Miami

Every accredited Law School requires a Personal Statement as part of their application for admission. Here at Clikit or Tikit, we have acquired a tome of rejected applications from top law schools around the country, and will post them for your amusement. This one comes to us from Mary Willits of Flint, Michigan. Her hopes [...]

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EPISODE 67

MUCH LIKE THAT EPISODE OF THE ADVENTURES OF PETE AND PETE, WE ALL GET TO WATCH MELISSA JOAN HART TRAVEL BACK IN TIME FOR ONE HOUR TO UNDO THE MISTAKES IN HER LOVE LIFE

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