Monthly Archives: December 2009

2009 Will Soon Be A Corpse

The December 29th Stand Up Show was an unmitigated success, and thanks are in order to all in attendance, except the fat guys in the front who yelled, “Suck my balls” at Pete. Those guys deserve a parade. DVDs are pending, however Lisa provided an insurance policy and filmed it, so video will be en [...]

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EPISODE 76

ALL WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO THESE AUDIO FILES. AND IN OUR FAMILY, WE GET TO OPEN ONE GIFT THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, SO PLAN YOUR LISTENING WELL.

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Recording Session Tonight!

We have resumed recording, and a new episode will be up shortly.
In the meantime, Lamebook is highly recommended – it’s a better version of Texts From Last Night, but with an editorial voice, puns, and a much more authentic feel.
Stay tuned!

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Critelli Strikes Back

Miss hearing our voices because we haven’t posted an episode in almost a day or something? Well good news! Critelli saves the day.
He has just made his first post on his new website Critelli Comedy, which includes several phone conversations between Critelli and both Nick and Pete as well as other content. It’s a genius [...]

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EPISODE 75

OUR SPECIAL GUEST HAS RETURNED, AND OFFERS MORE INSIGHTFUL ADVICE TO GO ALONG WITH THIS PODCAST:
ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES ON FIRST DATES ARE ALWAYS A SOLID IDEA AND SHOULD BE ENCOURAGED, IF NOT SETTING THE FOUNDATION FOR YOUR RELATIONSHIP

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EPISODE 74

CLIKIT OR TIKIT HAS A VERY, VERY SPECIAL GUEST WHO COMES BEARING THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE:
REMEMBER KIDS: ALL YOU NEED TO HAVE FUN IS ALCOHOL. ECSTASY, THAT HAS A TENDANCY TO ROB YOUR BRAIN OF THINGS IT NEEDS. LIKE COMPASSION, AND THE ABILITY TO LIE TO THE POLICE.

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Links Dump!

In the meantime, here’s a great baseball blog from SomethingAwful poster Crion. It’s written from an Orioles’ perspective, but that shouldn’t discourage you! Fans know the most about their own teams, and in the case of losing teams they often know more about winning teams than their own fans do. Crion knows his stuff. I [...]

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EPISODE 73

YEAH SO I TOTALLY DUMPED MY SEMI-BOYFRIEND IN ORDER TO HIT ON MY T.A. AT SCHOOL. LOOK I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS THINK BUT HES TOTALLY HOT. BUT HE IS JUST SO OBLIVIOUS, LIKE WHEN I EMAILED HIM THREE TIMES OVER BREAK AND HE DIDNT RESPOND ONCE, WHAT THE FUCK SERIOUSLY. RYAN THINKS HES [...]

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EPISODE 72

HADLEY’S CHRISTMAS LIST 2009
Burberry Skinny Giant Check Scarf in Trench Check
Gift certificate to forever 21
Red Canvas TOMS size 6
Silence and Noise Zipper Dress (Urban Outfitters) Size SMALL in BLUE
Wool A-line coat in BLACK size SMALL
Silence and Noise Long Sleeve Velvet Mini Dress in PLUM size SMALL
“Boyfriend Jacket” in Winter White size SMALL

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EPISODE 71

THERE ARE ALMOST A QUARTER MILLION AMISH IN EXISTANCE TODAY. SADLY, THEY WILL NEVER GET TO EXPERIENCE CLIKIT OR TIKIT. THAT’S WHY WE’RE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR COMPANIES WHICH CAN PRESS OUR PODCASTS ONTO OLD-SCHOOL VINYL. LEAVE YOUR INFO IN THE COMMENTS, AND WE WILL GET BACK TO YOU.

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