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December, 2009

  1. 2009 Will Soon Be A Corpse

    December 31, 2009 by nick

    The December 29th Stand Up Show was an unmitigated success, and thanks are in order to all in attendance, except the fat guys in the front who yelled, “Suck my balls” at Pete. Those guys deserve a parade. DVDs are pending, however Lisa provided an insurance policy and filmed it, so video will be en route in some form. Listener Alyssa also was involved with our material, so keep an eye out for that podcast subplot.

    Two new updates are up over at Critelli Comedy, one including videos and another with a review of the performance.

    The New Year will contain dozens of new episodes, a permanent podcast central, new features as well as the return of old ones, more guests and of course, your favorite – shitty wordplay.

    Happy New Year!


  2. EPISODE 76

    December 24, 2009 by ryan

    ALL WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO THESE AUDIO FILES. AND IN OUR FAMILY, WE GET TO OPEN ONE GIFT THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, SO PLAN YOUR LISTENING WELL.

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  3. Recording Session Tonight!

    December 23, 2009 by nick

    We have resumed recording, and a new episode will be up shortly.

    In the meantime, Lamebook is highly recommended – it’s a better version of Texts From Last Night, but with an editorial voice, puns, and a much more authentic feel.

    Stay tuned!


  4. Critelli Strikes Back

    December 18, 2009 by nick

    Miss hearing our voices because we haven’t posted an episode in almost a day or something? Well good news! Critelli saves the day.

    He has just made his first post on his new website Critelli Comedy, which includes several phone conversations between Critelli and both Nick and Pete as well as other content. It’s a genius idea for a site, as he looks to take you through the entire comedic process and development, as well as allowing interaction.

    Check it out!


  5. EPISODE 75

    December 16, 2009 by ryan

    OUR SPECIAL GUEST HAS RETURNED, AND OFFERS MORE INSIGHTFUL ADVICE TO GO ALONG WITH THIS PODCAST:

    ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES ON FIRST DATES ARE ALWAYS A SOLID IDEA AND SHOULD BE ENCOURAGED, IF NOT SETTING THE FOUNDATION FOR YOUR RELATIONSHIP

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  6. EPISODE 74

    December 13, 2009 by ryan

    CLIKIT OR TIKIT HAS A VERY, VERY SPECIAL GUEST WHO COMES BEARING THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE:

    REMEMBER KIDS: ALL YOU NEED TO HAVE FUN IS ALCOHOL. ECSTASY, THAT HAS A TENDANCY TO ROB YOUR BRAIN OF THINGS IT NEEDS. LIKE COMPASSION, AND THE ABILITY TO LIE TO THE POLICE.

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  7. Links Dump!

    December 10, 2009 by nick

    In the meantime, here’s a great baseball blog from SomethingAwful poster Crion. It’s written from an Orioles’ perspective, but that shouldn’t discourage you! Fans know the most about their own teams, and in the case of losing teams they often know more about winning teams than their own fans do. Crion knows his stuff. I suppose this isn’t a sports-driven site, but Pete went giddy when I turned him on to FanGraphs so why not?

    Good luck to all of our listeners who are taking finals, and if you have a spare minute and want a laugh and some Christmas Cheer I recommend this nonsense. Much like Glenn’s childhood, in this song Christmas decorations were combined with bizarre sexual rituals.

    And finally – POLL – Worse Commercial:
    T-Mobile Awful Song And Dead Careers?

    or

    Horrid Cover of The Beatles Plus Contrived Culturalism!

    You decide 2009!


  8. EPISODE 73

    December 10, 2009 by ryan

    YEAH SO I TOTALLY DUMPED MY SEMI-BOYFRIEND IN ORDER TO HIT ON MY T.A. AT SCHOOL. LOOK I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS THINK BUT HES TOTALLY HOT. BUT HE IS JUST SO OBLIVIOUS, LIKE WHEN I EMAILED HIM THREE TIMES OVER BREAK AND HE DIDNT RESPOND ONCE, WHAT THE FUCK SERIOUSLY. RYAN THINKS HES GAY BECAUSE HE IS IN THE DRAMA DEPARTMENT AND WONT RESPOND TO MY ADVANCES, BUT HE IS WRONG ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS. DON’T WORRY I WONT GET A RESTRAINING ORDER I PROMISE!

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  9. EPISODE 72

    December 7, 2009 by ryan

    HADLEY’S CHRISTMAS LIST 2009

    Burberry Skinny Giant Check Scarf in Trench Check

    Gift certificate to forever 21

    Red Canvas TOMS size 6

    Silence and Noise Zipper Dress (Urban Outfitters) Size SMALL in BLUE

    Wool A-line coat in BLACK size SMALL

    Silence and Noise Long Sleeve Velvet Mini Dress in PLUM size SMALL

    “Boyfriend Jacket” in Winter White size SMALL

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  10. EPISODE 71

    December 4, 2009 by ryan

    THERE ARE ALMOST A QUARTER MILLION AMISH IN EXISTANCE TODAY. SADLY, THEY WILL NEVER GET TO EXPERIENCE CLIKIT OR TIKIT. THAT’S WHY WE’RE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR COMPANIES WHICH CAN PRESS OUR PODCASTS ONTO OLD-SCHOOL VINYL. LEAVE YOUR INFO IN THE COMMENTS, AND WE WILL GET BACK TO YOU.

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