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January, 2010

  1. A Stroll Down Memory Lane

    January 29, 2010 by nick

    Here’s a photo I found in an old album from Pete’s NBA days. Obviously this was taken while he was still a member of the Orlando Magic.

    Peto Mutinoglu


  2. EPISODE 83

    January 29, 2010 by ryan

    WELCOME TO THE 90’S EVERYONE

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  3. EPISODE 82

    January 27, 2010 by ryan

    MARKETING PLAN FOR CLIKIT OR TIKIT: PERFORM QUANTITATIVE RESEARCH INTO THE STATISTICAL ASSESSMENT OF OUR POTENTIAL LISTENERSHIP MARKET. THE DATA THAT WE GET WILL HELP US ANSWER SOME OF THE QUESTIONS THAT WE HAVE. HOPEFULLY WE WILL REACH OUR PROJECTED MARKET OF THE 22% OF YOUNG VODKA DRINKERS IN ORDER FOR THEM TO TRY OUR NEW BRAND.

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  4. EPISODE 81

    January 23, 2010 by ryan

    ENHANCED PODCAST ALERT!

    JUST LIKE COPS, WE KEEP CHURNING OUT CONTENT, AND WE MAKE IT AWESOME. AND WE BRING THE LAW. WITH A BIT OF CHILD ENDANGERMENT.

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  5. EPISODE 80

    January 19, 2010 by ryan

    ATTENTION MIKE ROWE: WE ARE STILL AWAITING YOU TO COME AND TRAIN US IN YOUR BODYBUILDING TECHNIQUES.

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  6. EPISODE 79

    January 13, 2010 by ryan

    HADLEY UPDATE!

    MERE HOURS BEFORE SHE WAS TO FLY BACK TO THE MIDWEST, HADLEY DECIDED TO CHANGE HER HAIR BACK TO HER ‘NATURAL’ COLOUR. UNBEKNOWNST TO HER, THE DYE SHE DECIDED TO USE MONTHS AGO TO DARKEN HER HAIR WAS INDEED QUITE PERMANENT, AND ALTHOUGH IT WAS ‘NATURAL’ IT IS EXTREMELY HARD TO SCREW WITH. AFTER A TRIP TO THE LOCAL DYE SALON IN NORWALK (WHERE ONE MAY RECEIVE A DISCOUNT TREATMENT AT THE HANDS OF HAIRSTYLISTS-IN-TRAINING), HADLEY WOUND UP WITH HAIR WHICH WAS SUPPOSEDLY CLOSER TO HER ‘NATURAL’ COLOR.

    BUT WOE WAS SHE.

    DUE TO AN UNEXPECTED FORMULA IN HER EXISTING DYE, HER HAIR HAD BECOME RED, HADLEY’S MOST HATED OF ALL HAIR COLORS! EVEN HER FATHER EXCLAIMED UPON VIEWING HER NEW LOCKS ‘WHY, YOU DO INDEED LOOK CHARMING AS A REDHEAD!’ IN ORDER TO AVOID THE HORRENDOUS FATE OF POOR COLOR, SHE HAD DECIDED TO RE-DO EVERYTHING THE SAME COLOR AS A CLASSIC BLACK SHARPIE, IN ORDER TO AVOID ANY PAIN WHICH COULD HAVE BEEN CAUSE UPON HER ENTRY INTO THE SORORITY SYSTEM

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  7. Champ! Champ!

    January 11, 2010 by nick

    Two new episodes were recorded last night – and you’ll get a bonus ten minutes on each! While Ryan gets them ready for the internet, check out this also-funny person: Scoops Callahan! A 1920s sports reporter lost in a modern sports world.

    Speaking of sports comedy and champs, Nick Swisher constructed a baseball bat all by himself! Behold – Thunderbolt!


  8. EPISODE 78

    January 11, 2010 by ryan

    HEY BRO, PROTIP: DON’T TAKE YOUR PARENTS’ $150 FOR MICROSOFT OFFICE AND THEN JUST PIRATE IT. WHEN YOUR SISTER’S LAPTOP STOPS WORKING IN A MONTH BECAUSE IT FIGURES OUT THAT THAT SHIT IS UNAUTHORIZED, YOU’RE GOING TO BE WISHING YOU COULD TURN THAT PISS BACK INTO BEER SO YOU COULD RETURN IT.

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  9. Blast From The Past: A Dramatic Reading

    January 9, 2010 by nick

    You may recall from early episodes that we enjoy dramatic readings of stupid texts – for example, the negative reviews posted in the comments on the show, or Amazon.com Reader Reviews of Ghost Dad. The following is one of the original influences on us with regards to this particular practice, and it comes to us from Something Awful founder Richard “Lowtax” Kyanka. Years ago in the beginning of the website’s war on terrible message boards throughout the universe, the Weekend Web feature stumbled upon a board all about autofellatio. Lowtax felt that this required a dramatic reading.

    This is the result. In comparison, we are still novices in this fine craft.


  10. EPISODE 77

    January 8, 2010 by ryan

    HEY YOU! I WANT MY 75 CENTS BACK AFTER FEEDING THREE BROKEN PARKING METERS WITH QUARTERS! LOOK, YOU SHOULD HAVE TOTALLY PUT IT IN A BIGGER FONT THAT YOU NEED TO PUT IN A MINIMUM OF 50 CENTS TO GET THE METER RUNNING. BUT FUCK YOU ALL, SERIOUSLY. I DON’T CARE THAT YOU DON’T GIVE REFUNDS, JUST GIVE ME MY 75 CENTS AND I WILL BE OUT OF YOUR WAY.

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