Monthly Archives: January 2010

A Stroll Down Memory Lane

Here’s a photo I found in an old album from Pete’s NBA days. Obviously this was taken while he was still a member of the Orlando Magic.

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EPISODE 83

WELCOME TO THE 90′S EVERYONE

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EPISODE 82

MARKETING PLAN FOR CLIKIT OR TIKIT: PERFORM QUANTITATIVE RESEARCH INTO THE STATISTICAL ASSESSMENT OF OUR POTENTIAL LISTENERSHIP MARKET. THE DATA THAT WE GET WILL HELP US ANSWER SOME OF THE QUESTIONS THAT WE HAVE. HOPEFULLY WE WILL REACH OUR PROJECTED MARKET OF THE 22% OF YOUNG VODKA DRINKERS IN ORDER FOR THEM TO TRY OUR [...]

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EPISODE 81

ENHANCED PODCAST ALERT!
JUST LIKE COPS, WE KEEP CHURNING OUT CONTENT, AND WE MAKE IT AWESOME. AND WE BRING THE LAW. WITH A BIT OF CHILD ENDANGERMENT.

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EPISODE 80

ATTENTION MIKE ROWE: WE ARE STILL AWAITING YOU TO COME AND TRAIN US IN YOUR BODYBUILDING TECHNIQUES.

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EPISODE 79

HADLEY UPDATE!
MERE HOURS BEFORE SHE WAS TO FLY BACK TO THE MIDWEST, HADLEY DECIDED TO CHANGE HER HAIR BACK TO HER ‘NATURAL’ COLOUR. UNBEKNOWNST TO HER, THE DYE SHE DECIDED TO USE MONTHS AGO TO DARKEN HER HAIR WAS INDEED QUITE PERMANENT, AND ALTHOUGH IT WAS ‘NATURAL’ IT IS EXTREMELY HARD TO SCREW WITH. AFTER [...]

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Champ! Champ!

Two new episodes were recorded last night – and you’ll get a bonus ten minutes on each! While Ryan gets them ready for the internet, check out this also-funny person: Scoops Callahan! A 1920s sports reporter lost in a modern sports world.
Speaking of sports comedy and champs, Nick Swisher constructed a baseball bat all by [...]

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EPISODE 78

HEY BRO, PROTIP: DON’T TAKE YOUR PARENTS’ $150 FOR MICROSOFT OFFICE AND THEN JUST PIRATE IT. WHEN YOUR SISTER’S LAPTOP STOPS WORKING IN A MONTH BECAUSE IT FIGURES OUT THAT THAT SHIT IS UNAUTHORIZED, YOU’RE GOING TO BE WISHING YOU COULD TURN THAT PISS BACK INTO BEER SO YOU COULD RETURN IT.

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Blast From The Past: A Dramatic Reading

You may recall from early episodes that we enjoy dramatic readings of stupid texts – for example, the negative reviews posted in the comments on the show, or Amazon.com Reader Reviews of Ghost Dad. The following is one of the original influences on us with regards to this particular practice, and it comes to us [...]

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EPISODE 77

HEY YOU! I WANT MY 75 CENTS BACK AFTER FEEDING THREE BROKEN PARKING METERS WITH QUARTERS! LOOK, YOU SHOULD HAVE TOTALLY PUT IT IN A BIGGER FONT THAT YOU NEED TO PUT IN A MINIMUM OF 50 CENTS TO GET THE METER RUNNING. BUT FUCK YOU ALL, SERIOUSLY. I DON’T CARE THAT YOU DON’T GIVE [...]

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