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EPISODE 97

IN THE EPISODE, GLENN GETS A RIDE HOME FROM YOUR MOM.

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EPISODE 96

HEY! ARE YOU CALLING ME A BEGINNER? I’VE BEEN TAKING VOCALIST LESSONS! I WAS OFFERED A DEAL WITH WARNER RECORDS WHEN I WAS IN LA BUT I TURNED IT DOWN! BY THE WAY, ARE THOSE GUYS GOOD AT ALL? THEY SEEMED KIND OF CREEPY…

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EPISODE 95

GET YOUR KIDS OUT OF SCHOOL AND FIRE UP THAT 12 VOLT CRÊPE MAKER, BECAUSE IT’S TIME FOR A BLACKOUT-CAST!

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EPISODE 94

CLIKIT OR TIKIT: COMING FROM WHAT SOUNDS LIKE A FORWARD AIR BASE IN KANDAHAR DUE TO ALL THE GENERATORS

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EPISODE 93

WHEN ASKED WHAT KIND OF CLIKIT OR TIKIT VIDEOGAME THEY WOULD LIKE MADE, THE GROUP CAME UP WITH THE FOLLOWING FAKE AD:
AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE N64: IT’S CLIKIT OR TIKIT: THE RPG! EXPLORE THE WILD WORLD OF SOUTH DARIEN WHILE TRYING TO GRIFT THE LOCAL BUSINESSMEN, EXPLORE THE CAVES OF TRADER JOES, AND TRY TO [...]

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EPISODE 92

CLIKIT OR TIKIT INTRODUCES:
LE ESSENCE DU CAGE: THE EYELINER FOR MEN

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EPISODE 91

ATTACHED IS THE DOCUMENT YOU REQUESTED

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EPISODE 90

ATTENTION VITAMIN SHOPPE: THERE IS NO WAY YOU ARE ABLE TO STAY IN BUSINESS. MOVE TO THE INTERNET.

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EPISODE 89

I’M CONCERNED THAT I’M JUST VIEWING GUYS AS JUST A ‘BAG OF MEAT’ WHO WANTS TO PLOW ME, IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME?

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EPISODE 88

MORE IS PREFERABLE TO LESS

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