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  1. EPISODE 99

    April 12, 2010 by ryan

    BAD NEWS EVERYONE! FEDEX DROPPED OFF ANOTHER PALLET OF MARILYN MANSON TICKETS! OUR MANAGER IS GETTING RIPSHIT MAD AND IS THREATENING TO FIRE US IF WE DON’T COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND FORCE THEM INTO PEOPLES HANDS! IF WE DON’T GIVE YOU SEVERE PAPERCUTS, WE’RE NOT DOING OUR JOBS.

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  2. EPISODE 98

    April 10, 2010 by ryan

    TONIGHT, ON WHEN SLAM DUNKING GOES WRONG…

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  3. EPISODE 97

    April 8, 2010 by ryan

    IN THE EPISODE, GLENN GETS A RIDE HOME FROM YOUR MOM.

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  4. EPISODE 96

    April 6, 2010 by ryan


    HEY! ARE YOU CALLING ME A BEGINNER? I’VE BEEN TAKING VOCALIST LESSONS! I WAS OFFERED A DEAL WITH WARNER RECORDS WHEN I WAS IN LA BUT I TURNED IT DOWN! BY THE WAY, ARE THOSE GUYS GOOD AT ALL? THEY SEEMED KIND OF CREEPY…

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  5. EPISODE 95

    March 17, 2010 by ryan

    GET YOUR KIDS OUT OF SCHOOL AND FIRE UP THAT 12 VOLT CRÊPE MAKER, BECAUSE IT’S TIME FOR A BLACKOUT-CAST!

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  6. EPISODE 94

    March 14, 2010 by ryan

    CLIKIT OR TIKIT: COMING FROM WHAT SOUNDS LIKE A FORWARD AIR BASE IN KANDAHAR DUE TO ALL THE GENERATORS

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  7. EPISODE 93

    March 10, 2010 by ryan

    Thanks wikipediaWHEN ASKED WHAT KIND OF CLIKIT OR TIKIT VIDEOGAME THEY WOULD LIKE MADE, THE GROUP CAME UP WITH THE FOLLOWING FAKE AD:

    AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE N64: IT’S CLIKIT OR TIKIT: THE RPG! EXPLORE THE WILD WORLD OF SOUTH DARIEN WHILE TRYING TO GRIFT THE LOCAL BUSINESSMEN, EXPLORE THE CAVES OF TRADER JOES, AND TRY TO HOOK UP WITH HOUSEWIVES, ALL WHILE NOT GETTING CAUGHT BY THE POLICE.

    EXPANSION PAK REQUIRED! NOW WITH RUMBLE PAK SUPPORT!

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  8. EPISODE 92

    March 4, 2010 by ryan

    CLIKIT OR TIKIT INTRODUCES:

    LE ESSENCE DU CAGE: THE EYELINER FOR MEN

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  9. EPISODE 91

    March 2, 2010 by ryan

    ATTACHED IS THE DOCUMENT YOU REQUESTED

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  10. EPISODE 90

    February 26, 2010 by ryan

    ATTENTION VITAMIN SHOPPE: THERE IS NO WAY YOU ARE ABLE TO STAY IN BUSINESS. MOVE TO THE INTERNET.

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