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  1. EPISODE 83

    January 29, 2010 by ryan

    WELCOME TO THE 90′S EVERYONE

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  2. EPISODE 82

    January 27, 2010 by ryan

    MARKETING PLAN FOR CLIKIT OR TIKIT: PERFORM QUANTITATIVE RESEARCH INTO THE STATISTICAL ASSESSMENT OF OUR POTENTIAL LISTENERSHIP MARKET. THE DATA THAT WE GET WILL HELP US ANSWER SOME OF THE QUESTIONS THAT WE HAVE. HOPEFULLY WE WILL REACH OUR PROJECTED MARKET OF THE 22% OF YOUNG VODKA DRINKERS IN ORDER FOR THEM TO TRY OUR NEW BRAND.

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  3. EPISODE 81

    January 23, 2010 by ryan

    ENHANCED PODCAST ALERT!

    JUST LIKE COPS, WE KEEP CHURNING OUT CONTENT, AND WE MAKE IT AWESOME. AND WE BRING THE LAW. WITH A BIT OF CHILD ENDANGERMENT.

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  4. EPISODE 80

    January 19, 2010 by ryan

    ATTENTION MIKE ROWE: WE ARE STILL AWAITING YOU TO COME AND TRAIN US IN YOUR BODYBUILDING TECHNIQUES.

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  5. EPISODE 79

    January 13, 2010 by ryan

    HADLEY UPDATE!

    MERE HOURS BEFORE SHE WAS TO FLY BACK TO THE MIDWEST, HADLEY DECIDED TO CHANGE HER HAIR BACK TO HER ‘NATURAL’ COLOUR. UNBEKNOWNST TO HER, THE DYE SHE DECIDED TO USE MONTHS AGO TO DARKEN HER HAIR WAS INDEED QUITE PERMANENT, AND ALTHOUGH IT WAS ‘NATURAL’ IT IS EXTREMELY HARD TO SCREW WITH. AFTER A TRIP TO THE LOCAL DYE SALON IN NORWALK (WHERE ONE MAY RECEIVE A DISCOUNT TREATMENT AT THE HANDS OF HAIRSTYLISTS-IN-TRAINING), HADLEY WOUND UP WITH HAIR WHICH WAS SUPPOSEDLY CLOSER TO HER ‘NATURAL’ COLOR.

    BUT WOE WAS SHE.

    DUE TO AN UNEXPECTED FORMULA IN HER EXISTING DYE, HER HAIR HAD BECOME RED, HADLEY’S MOST HATED OF ALL HAIR COLORS! EVEN HER FATHER EXCLAIMED UPON VIEWING HER NEW LOCKS ‘WHY, YOU DO INDEED LOOK CHARMING AS A REDHEAD!’ IN ORDER TO AVOID THE HORRENDOUS FATE OF POOR COLOR, SHE HAD DECIDED TO RE-DO EVERYTHING THE SAME COLOR AS A CLASSIC BLACK SHARPIE, IN ORDER TO AVOID ANY PAIN WHICH COULD HAVE BEEN CAUSE UPON HER ENTRY INTO THE SORORITY SYSTEM

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  6. EPISODE 78

    January 11, 2010 by ryan

    HEY BRO, PROTIP: DON’T TAKE YOUR PARENTS’ $150 FOR MICROSOFT OFFICE AND THEN JUST PIRATE IT. WHEN YOUR SISTER’S LAPTOP STOPS WORKING IN A MONTH BECAUSE IT FIGURES OUT THAT THAT SHIT IS UNAUTHORIZED, YOU’RE GOING TO BE WISHING YOU COULD TURN THAT PISS BACK INTO BEER SO YOU COULD RETURN IT.

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  7. EPISODE 77

    January 8, 2010 by ryan

    HEY YOU! I WANT MY 75 CENTS BACK AFTER FEEDING THREE BROKEN PARKING METERS WITH QUARTERS! LOOK, YOU SHOULD HAVE TOTALLY PUT IT IN A BIGGER FONT THAT YOU NEED TO PUT IN A MINIMUM OF 50 CENTS TO GET THE METER RUNNING. BUT FUCK YOU ALL, SERIOUSLY. I DON’T CARE THAT YOU DON’T GIVE REFUNDS, JUST GIVE ME MY 75 CENTS AND I WILL BE OUT OF YOUR WAY.

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  8. EPISODE 76

    December 24, 2009 by ryan

    ALL WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO THESE AUDIO FILES. AND IN OUR FAMILY, WE GET TO OPEN ONE GIFT THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, SO PLAN YOUR LISTENING WELL.

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  9. EPISODE 75

    December 16, 2009 by ryan

    OUR SPECIAL GUEST HAS RETURNED, AND OFFERS MORE INSIGHTFUL ADVICE TO GO ALONG WITH THIS PODCAST:

    ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES ON FIRST DATES ARE ALWAYS A SOLID IDEA AND SHOULD BE ENCOURAGED, IF NOT SETTING THE FOUNDATION FOR YOUR RELATIONSHIP

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  10. EPISODE 74

    December 13, 2009 by ryan

    CLIKIT OR TIKIT HAS A VERY, VERY SPECIAL GUEST WHO COMES BEARING THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE:

    REMEMBER KIDS: ALL YOU NEED TO HAVE FUN IS ALCOHOL. ECSTASY, THAT HAS A TENDANCY TO ROB YOUR BRAIN OF THINGS IT NEEDS. LIKE COMPASSION, AND THE ABILITY TO LIE TO THE POLICE.

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