Clikit or Tikit » Uncategorized http://peteglennandnick.com The Pete, Glenn and Nick Podcast Thu, 03 Nov 2011 12:40:47 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 One fateful day in May, three friends in their young twenties realized that their absurd banter, argument, and invective was mildly amusing. On that day, a dream was born. The dream: a near-daily podcast whose subject matter could be anything and everything. Petty competition, unwarranted vitriol, rampant vulgarity, and a little bit of intelligence and wit all abound in this dream-made-reality. Pete, Glenn, and Nick all have an ecclectic amalgam of performing and broadcasting experience, through various radio programs, film and theatre projects, and stand up comedy on broadway. Join them as they dissect the bizarre, the frustrating, the euphoric, and the asinine – with hilarious consequences. peteglennandnick.com yes peteglennandnick.com ryan@peteglennandnick.com ryan@peteglennandnick.com (peteglennandnick.com) peteglennandnick.com Clikit or Tikit » Uncategorized http://peteglennandnick.com/pictures/feedsmall.jpg http://peteglennandnick.com/category/uncategorized/ Nick Does Stand Up Again http://peteglennandnick.com/2011/10/nick-does-stand-up-again/ http://peteglennandnick.com/2011/10/nick-does-stand-up-again/#comments Tue, 01 Nov 2011 00:39:09 +0000 nick http://peteglennandnick.com/?p=1000 If you liked him in the animated gifs, you’ll LOVE him as “STAND UP COMEDIAN”

]]> http://peteglennandnick.com/2011/10/nick-does-stand-up-again/feed/ 0 The Clikit or Tikit Soundtrack http://peteglennandnick.com/2011/08/the-clikit-or-tikit-soundtrack/ http://peteglennandnick.com/2011/08/the-clikit-or-tikit-soundtrack/#comments Fri, 26 Aug 2011 21:45:43 +0000 ryan http://peteglennandnick.com/?p=935 Many people have been writing into the podcast, asking us to help make their everyday life better. To help these amazing individuals out, we’ve created a playlist on Spotify, so that people can know what music we approve of. We’ll be adding music we use to the playlist, along with anything that we deem worthy of this house.

Clikit or Tikit Soundtrack

]]> http://peteglennandnick.com/2011/08/the-clikit-or-tikit-soundtrack/feed/ 0 And Now A Word From Our Sponsors http://peteglennandnick.com/2011/08/and-now-a-word-from-our-sponsors/ http://peteglennandnick.com/2011/08/and-now-a-word-from-our-sponsors/#comments Wed, 17 Aug 2011 06:07:24 +0000 nick http://peteglennandnick.com/?p=926 http://www.streeoverlord.com/5601/index.html

In the beginning, before the Shogun were dominating Japan, the Overlords were dominating women with Fierce Intensity during sexual intercourse. This intensity was spoken under cover for years among women who craved multiple orgasms, men with endurance of machine and an Iron Beam between their legs.

The Overlords had discovered the seceret of Fierce Intensity and kept this to themselves for years as they fulfilled the carnal desires of all the local women. They knew if this secret was ever discovered, all men would be created equal. They entrusted this formula to a young powerful Overlord…Stree.

Stree was a tiger of a man with a body built in the Gods image. Women melted when they saw him in the streets. Stree had a reputation with the ladies as they all knew he possessed the sexual secret of the Overlords. Once he dominated a woman in the bedroom, she morphed into a crazy woman, craving ever more of his sexual steel. The stamina of a horse and the endurance of a machine kept Stree a favorite among the wives of other men.

Eventually, the men who couldn’t keep their women happy, grew enraged with Stree. His Overlord secret was no longer safe. Stree fled his homeland and traveled South to new lands, safer lands. Unfortunately, this was not the case, as his reputation had preceded him as woman all over Japan craved his Fierce Intensity!

And in the night, they attacked!!!

Stree fought like a Warrior as he was outnumber by the men who couldn’t compare their sexual power to the Overlord Fierce Intensity. Before he was attacked, Stree knew he may not survive this onslaught forthcoming. In haste, he scribed the Overlord secret of Fierce Intensity onto a scroll with the following phrase:

Heart of a Lion, Power of a Dragon, Extension of Steel
Man Alone cannot burn a fire this extreme. Use wisely and
With great caution, women crave Fierce Intensity.

For centuries the scroll of Stree Overlord had been lost since the night of Stree’s death until Ho Jun Kim found the scroll in the attic his house in present day, Southern Japan.

Sometimes destiny wins!!!

Ho Jun was a pharmacist and a very successful businessman. In a flurry of curiousity, Ho Jun replicated the Fierce Intensity once controlled by the Overlords of Northern Japan. Within 20 minutes time, Ho Jun Kim could feel the power of the Overlord Fierce Intensity. Immediately, he knew there was a way he could help all men please they’re women. Ho Jun sold the formula to the Mayo Kaisha Pharmacy with one stipulation, they call their new product…Stree Overlord; in memoriam to the protector.

]]> http://peteglennandnick.com/2011/08/and-now-a-word-from-our-sponsors/feed/ 0 Clikit or Tikit Returns! http://peteglennandnick.com/2011/07/clikit-or-tikit-returns/ http://peteglennandnick.com/2011/07/clikit-or-tikit-returns/#comments Thu, 21 Jul 2011 02:12:23 +0000 pete http://peteglennandnick.com/?p=914 …at some point in early September.

Pete, Glenn and Nick have been extremely busy with various chores: scouting a new location for Podcast Central, holding Ryan’s hand through behavioral therapy, doing crunches at the gym, meeting beautiful ladies, amongst many other things.

However, Clikit or Tikit is slated to return in roughly a month. Believe me when I say we’re even more excited than you (your excitement level = ambivalent)!!!!

In the meantime I hope audio tracks of Glenn and Jeremy getting sweaty in a room somewhere suffice.

-Pete

]]> http://peteglennandnick.com/2011/07/clikit-or-tikit-returns/feed/ 0 Episode incoming! http://peteglennandnick.com/2010/06/episode-incoming/ http://peteglennandnick.com/2010/06/episode-incoming/#comments Sat, 12 Jun 2010 03:39:59 +0000 ryan http://peteglennandnick.com/2010/06/episode-incoming/ We have returned to the studio with raging pants boners. Episode incoming.

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]]> http://peteglennandnick.com/2010/06/zule/feed/ 1 Comedian & Update http://peteglennandnick.com/2010/05/comedian-update/ http://peteglennandnick.com/2010/05/comedian-update/#comments Fri, 28 May 2010 02:53:01 +0000 nick http://peteglennandnick.com/?p=832 Episode 100 is going to be really, really long. We are recording quite a bit for it. More episodes will be recorded tomorrow to tide you guys over. In the meantime, here’s a comedian we’ve performed with before whom we liked quite a bit and I don’t believe is very well known.

Jimmy Failla

]]> http://peteglennandnick.com/2010/05/comedian-update/feed/ 2 Hits Bump http://peteglennandnick.com/2010/05/hits-bump/ http://peteglennandnick.com/2010/05/hits-bump/#comments Mon, 24 May 2010 03:46:57 +0000 nick http://peteglennandnick.com/?p=828 SEASON FINALE OF LOST LEBRON JAMES NEW YORK KNICKS BP OIL SPILL SEASON FINALE OF LOST LEBRON JAMES NEW YORK KNICKS BP OIL SPILL SEASON FINALE OF LOST LEBRON JAMES NEW YORK KNICKS BP OIL SPILL SEASON FINALE OF LOST LEBRON JAMES NEW YORK KNICKS BP OIL SPILL SEASON FINALE OF LOST LEBRON JAMES NEW YORK KNICKS BP OIL SPILL SEASON FINALE OF LOST LEBRON JAMES NEW YORK KNICKS BP OIL SPILL SEASON FINALE OF LOST LEBRON JAMES NEW YORK KNICKS BP OIL SPILL SEASON FINALE OF LOST LEBRON JAMES NEW YORK KNICKS BP OIL SPILL SEASON FINALE OF LOST LEBRON JAMES NEW YORK KNICKS BP OIL SPILL SEASON FINALE OF LOST LEBRON JAMES NEW YORK KNICKS BP OIL SPILL SEASON FINALE OF LOST LEBRON JAMES NEW YORK KNICKS BP OIL SPILL SEASON FINALE OF LOST LEBRON JAMES NEW YORK KNICKS BP OIL SPILL SEASON FINALE OF LOST LEBRON JAMES NEW YORK KNICKS BP OIL SPILL SEASON FINALE OF LOST LEBRON JAMES NEW YORK KNICKS BP OIL SPILL SEASON FINALE OF LOST LEBRON JAMES NEW YORK KNICKS BP OIL SPILL SEASON FINALE OF LOST LEBRON JAMES NEW YORK KNICKS BP OIL SPILL SEASON FINALE OF LOST LEBRON JAMES NEW YORK KNICKS BP OIL SPILL SEASON FINALE OF LOST LEBRON JAMES NEW YORK KNICKS BP OIL SPILL SEASON FINALE OF LOST LEBRON JAMES NEW YORK KNICKS BP OIL SPILL SEASON FINALE OF LOST LEBRON JAMES NEW YORK KNICKS BP OIL SPILL SEASON FINALE OF LOST LEBRON JAMES NEW YORK KNICKS BP OIL SPILL SEASON FINALE OF LOST LEBRON JAMES NEW YORK KNICKS BP OIL SPILL SEASON FINALE OF LOST LEBRON JAMES NEW YORK KNICKS BP OIL SPILL SEASON FINALE OF LOST LEBRON JAMES NEW YORK KNICKS BP OIL SPILL SEASON FINALE OF LOST LEBRON JAMES NEW YORK KNICKS BP OIL SPILL SEASON FINALE OF LOST LEBRON JAMES NEW YORK KNICKS BP OIL SPILL

]]> http://peteglennandnick.com/2010/05/hits-bump/feed/ 1 Cashing In http://peteglennandnick.com/2010/05/cashing-in/ http://peteglennandnick.com/2010/05/cashing-in/#comments Sun, 02 May 2010 06:32:54 +0000 nick http://peteglennandnick.com/?p=808 Crazy Taxi Game
Episode 59 continues to be our biggest hit, collecting another ~500 hits last month, and being our top search item re-routing from “crazy taxi game” searches.

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]]> http://peteglennandnick.com/2010/05/cashing-in/feed/ 0 EPISODE 96 http://peteglennandnick.com/2010/04/episode-96/ http://peteglennandnick.com/2010/04/episode-96/#comments Wed, 07 Apr 2010 02:45:32 +0000 ryan http://peteglennandnick.com/?p=778
HEY! ARE YOU CALLING ME A BEGINNER? I’VE BEEN TAKING VOCALIST LESSONS! I WAS OFFERED A DEAL WITH WARNER RECORDS WHEN I WAS IN LA BUT I TURNED IT DOWN! BY THE WAY, ARE THOSE GUYS GOOD AT ALL? THEY SEEMED KIND OF CREEPY…

]]> http://peteglennandnick.com/2010/04/episode-96/feed/ 0 HEY! ARE YOU CALLING ME A BEGINNER? I'VE BEEN TAKING VOCALIST LESSONS! I WAS OFFERED A DEAL WITH WARNER RECORDS WHEN I WAS IN LA BUT I TURNED IT DOWN! BY THE WAY, ARE THOSE GUYS GOOD AT ALL? THEY SEEMED KIND OF CREEPY... HEY! ARE YOU CALLING ME A BEGINNER? I'VE BEEN TAKING VOCALIST LESSONS! I WAS OFFERED A DEAL WITH WARNER RECORDS WHEN I WAS IN LA BUT I TURNED IT DOWN! BY THE WAY, ARE THOSE GUYS GOOD AT ALL? THEY SEEMED KIND OF CREEPY... peteglennandnick.com yes