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  1. Jokes Jokes Jokes

    February 12, 2010 by nick

    Hope you guys like jokes.

    Here’s the recording of Nick’s stand up set from Dec. 29th at Comix. Pete’s is in the editing bay, being given cybernetic parts and enhanced and CG and shit.


  2. EPISODE 84

    February 1, 2010 by ryan

    JUST GO TO MINUTE 42 AND HEAR ABOUT US DISCUSSING PENES

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  3. A Stroll Down Memory Lane

    January 29, 2010 by nick

    Here’s a photo I found in an old album from Pete’s NBA days. Obviously this was taken while he was still a member of the Orlando Magic.

    Peto Mutinoglu


  4. EPISODE 82

    January 27, 2010 by ryan

    MARKETING PLAN FOR CLIKIT OR TIKIT: PERFORM QUANTITATIVE RESEARCH INTO THE STATISTICAL ASSESSMENT OF OUR POTENTIAL LISTENERSHIP MARKET. THE DATA THAT WE GET WILL HELP US ANSWER SOME OF THE QUESTIONS THAT WE HAVE. HOPEFULLY WE WILL REACH OUR PROJECTED MARKET OF THE 22% OF YOUNG VODKA DRINKERS IN ORDER FOR THEM TO TRY OUR NEW BRAND.

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  5. EPISODE 81

    January 23, 2010 by ryan

    ENHANCED PODCAST ALERT!

    JUST LIKE COPS, WE KEEP CHURNING OUT CONTENT, AND WE MAKE IT AWESOME. AND WE BRING THE LAW. WITH A BIT OF CHILD ENDANGERMENT.

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  6. EPISODE 80

    January 19, 2010 by ryan

    ATTENTION MIKE ROWE: WE ARE STILL AWAITING YOU TO COME AND TRAIN US IN YOUR BODYBUILDING TECHNIQUES.

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  7. Champ! Champ!

    January 11, 2010 by nick

    Two new episodes were recorded last night – and you’ll get a bonus ten minutes on each! While Ryan gets them ready for the internet, check out this also-funny person: Scoops Callahan! A 1920s sports reporter lost in a modern sports world.

    Speaking of sports comedy and champs, Nick Swisher constructed a baseball bat all by himself! Behold – Thunderbolt!


  8. Blast From The Past: A Dramatic Reading

    January 9, 2010 by nick

    You may recall from early episodes that we enjoy dramatic readings of stupid texts – for example, the negative reviews posted in the comments on the show, or Amazon.com Reader Reviews of Ghost Dad. The following is one of the original influences on us with regards to this particular practice, and it comes to us from Something Awful founder Richard “Lowtax” Kyanka. Years ago in the beginning of the website’s war on terrible message boards throughout the universe, the Weekend Web feature stumbled upon a board all about autofellatio. Lowtax felt that this required a dramatic reading.

    This is the result. In comparison, we are still novices in this fine craft.


  9. EPISODE 71

    December 4, 2009 by ryan

    THERE ARE ALMOST A QUARTER MILLION AMISH IN EXISTANCE TODAY. SADLY, THEY WILL NEVER GET TO EXPERIENCE CLIKIT OR TIKIT. THAT’S WHY WE’RE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR COMPANIES WHICH CAN PRESS OUR PODCASTS ONTO OLD-SCHOOL VINYL. LEAVE YOUR INFO IN THE COMMENTS, AND WE WILL GET BACK TO YOU.

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  10. Happy Thanksgiving

    November 26, 2009 by nick

    Enjoy this film, which we have treasured through the ages. I am thankful for it.

    Today we mourn the loss of this brilliant commercial, which poses the really important question – “Spiderman, what’s crackin’, baby?”