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August, 2009

  1. EPISODE 49

    August 13, 2009 by ryan

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    WIND DOWN YOUR DAY WITH A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE, AS ONE IS APT TO DO WHEN THEY DOWN A GLASS OF THAT GOOD OL’ WHISKEY AND LAY BACK IN THEIR OFFICE LINED WITH THE HEADS OF MANY A PREY FELLEN ON SAFARIS AROUND THE WORLD, SURROUNDED BY THE MOST RAREST OF MAHOGANIES AND LEATHERS TO PROVIDE A WALL COATING TO IMPRESS ALL YOUR FRIENDS, WHICH ALSO HAPPEN TO BE CAPTAINS OF INDUSTRY.


  2. Come See Pete & Nick In Person

    August 11, 2009 by nick

    Greetings, listener!

    Next Tuesday, August 18th, Pete and I will be performing stand up sets at the 9:30pm show at Comix Comedy Club in New York City. Information about the club can be found here: Comix. It’s a great club, and Pete and I really enjoyed performing there a little over a month ago.

    To attend call 212-524-2500 and ask for a reservation to see either “Pete” or “Nick” at the 9:30pm show on August 18th. That will get you a $5 discount and a space reserved for the funniest thing in the world that isn’t this podcast.

    And where is Glenn you ask? He is working his lucrative new job as a fluffer. For more information on fluffers, email Glenn ([email protected]eteglennandnick.com) or click here!

    -Nick


  3. EPISODE 48

    August 7, 2009 by ryan

    PowerlineNO, YOU CANNOT TRADE THOSE MARILYN MANSON TICKETS FOR POWERLINE TICKETS STOP SENDING EMAILS TO [email protected]


  4. EPISODE 47

    August 6, 2009 by ryan

    BorisATTENTION ALL: IT’S PETE’S BIRTHDAY. YOUR JOB IS TO GIVE HIM THE KEYS TO YOUR CAR SO THAT HE MAY CRASH IT AND GET THE INSURANCE MONEY, WHICH YOU TWO CAN THEN SPLIT, ASSUMING THAT GEICO DOESN’T FIND OUT ABOUT THE FRAUD


  5. ENHANCE

    August 6, 2009 by ryan

    Hey guys, just wanted to give everyone a heads up that from now on, most, if not all of our podcasts will also have an Enhanced version, with things like pictures, web links, and other stuff to go along with the good times. This means that in addition to the standard MP3’s, we’ll also be pumping out M4A files (that’s the newer version of MP3 if you’re keeping score.)

    If you’re automatically downloading the episodes through iTunes, you’re all set, just make sure to keep an eye on iTunes or your iPod to catch all the fun. If you’re not doing it that way currently, now would be a great time to subscribe to make sure that when you wake up for your morning coffee, you’ve got The Gang to go along with your copy of The Wall Street Journal or the Financial Times. The regular flash players on the site will continue to work like normal, you’ll just be missing out.

    Let us know if you like/hate it at [email protected]


  6. EPISODE 46

    August 5, 2009 by ryan

    THANKS TO RECENT IMPROVEMENTS IN TECHNOLOGY, CLIKITORTIKIT+ IS NOW COMPATIBLE WITH ALL NIKE SHOES MANUFACTURED IN VIETNAM SINCE 2007


  7. EPISODE 45

    August 4, 2009 by ryan

    SO IT’S BEEN A MONTH SINCE THE FOURTH OF JULY, HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN YET ABOUT ALL THOSE CRAZY FIREWORKS AND THE PEOPLE WHO GAVE THEIR LIVES TO BRING YOU THOSE FIREWORKS? I BET YOU DID.


  8. EPISODE 44

    August 3, 2009 by ryan

    OKAY EVERYONE, CABLE’S BACK, WE’RE ROCKING AND ROLLIN DOWN THE HIGHWAY TO THIS BRAND NEW PODCAST WHICH IS FORTIFIED WITH THE ASHES OF MICHAEL JACKSON, WHO HAD HIMSELF CREMATED AND PUT INTO A DELICIOUS, NUTRITIOUS BREAKFAST CEREAL SO THAT HE MAY PERSONALLY NOURISH THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD


  9. The Eagle Has Landed

    August 1, 2009 by nick

    Reports confirm that Safari Tanner has returned from Ecuador and he is alive. Those of you unfamiliar with this gentleman might want to revisit Episode 11 and receive his wisdom.

    So this means we should have some tales from the darkest jungles of the Southern Hemisphere coming up! Despite technical difficulties which prevented an episode on Friday, all kinds of progress is being made to make sure you are not flooded with Marilyn Manson tickets.