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September, 2009

  1. H1No Post

    September 21, 2009 by nick

    Thought we had worn out every excuse not to post an episode? Think again. My stay in Atlanta will be prolonged – I had been planning to return Tuesday night, with new episodes to follow. However, this afternoon I discovered I have Swine Flu.

    When I will be able to return is now a mystery, however one hopes that I don’t die. If I do, it is my last wish that my bones be used for future bonecasts.

    -Nick


  2. Former Guest Becomes Famous As Direct Result of Clikit or Tikit

    September 18, 2009 by nick

    Despite the fact that this performance was several years ago, predating the show, Mike would never have gotten this huge gig if it weren’t for us. Check it out – if you squint your eyes and cock your head to the side, he kind of looks like Bruce Campbell!

    Here you can find a July 2007th Comedy Performance and of course his infamous Stolen Jokes bit. While the episodes have been sparse lately, the laughs just keep coming.


  3. This Day In History

    September 16, 2009 by nick

    758228ee56e31a90_landingEverybody ignores September the 16th. For that, they are fools.

    As we all know, the forces of Heaven and Hell constantly wage war over the dominion of Earth and the souls of its inhabitants. Joseph Stalin is remembered as one of history’s greatest villains, and for all we know, rightfully so. However, all of this was a ruse. Stalin was selected at a young age by the Archangel Gabriel to construct a Force Altar, a shrine dedicated to goodness that could actually channel holy energy and smite Satan’s minions.

    In order to do so, however, Stalin would need to obtain unopposed, unlimited power, and the rise of the Soviet Union provided just such an opportunity. Each day of tyrannical totalitarian rule yielding limitless death and fear caused Joseph a sleepless night of self-flagellation and penitence.

    On September 16th, 1952, Stalin finally completed the Force Altar. However, as he moved to activate it, Nikita Krushchev leaped out of the shadows and wrestled Stalin to the ground using unholy power granted to him by the hideous Archdemon Rek’zuul. Struggle though he might, the elderly Stalin was no match, and Krushchev would corrupt the Force Altar and use its power for evil.

    Stalin lingered for several months after the struggle, miserable and broken, his only vengeance would be sketching images of Krushchev fellating farm animals in his private diaries. Krushchev was not upset by this, as he actually did fellate farm animals as part of his pact with the nether realms.

    Perhaps further delving into the scrolls of This Day In History will reveal the rest of this tale!


  4. EPISODE 62

    September 16, 2009 by ryan

    DEAD BEARSRYAN RETURNS FROM THE GREAT WHITE NORTH AND HAS BROUGHT BACK MANY PELTS FROM VARIOUS ANIMALS INCLUDING DEER, RACCOONS, BEAVERS, AND SURPRISINGLY, A BLACK BEAR, WHICH IS GOING TO MAKE A SWEET RUG.


  5. EPISODE 61

    September 10, 2009 by ryan

    IT’S A CATTLE CALL HERE ON CLIKIT OR TIKIT, SO STEP UP WHILE WE FIGURE OUT IF WE WANT TO SEND YOU TO THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE


  6. EPISODE 60

    September 7, 2009 by ryan

    ENHANCED PODCAST ALERT! BECAUSE THE PODCAST IS GETTING INTO ITS GOLDEN YEARS, WE’VE DECIDED TO ENHANCE IT FOR THE VISUALLY IMPAIRED!


  7. EPISODE 59

    September 4, 2009 by ryan

    Crazy TaxiGAMES TO PLAY TO GO ALONG WITH THIS PODCAST: SIMPSONS ROAD RAGE, OR ITS INSPIRADO, CRAZY TAXI.


  8. EPISODE 58

    September 3, 2009 by ryan

    THIS IS WHAT IT SHOULD BE LIKE

    THIS IS WHAT IT SHOULD BE LIKE

    MESSAGE FROM RYAN: WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH TEACHERS THESE DAYS BANNING LAPTOPS IN CLASS? JUST BECAUSE SOME JACKASS BROS BROWSE FACEBOOK IN THE BACK OF CLASS DOES NOT MEAN THAT I SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO USE MY LAPTOP TO TAKE NOTES. AND PUBLISH NEW EPISODES OF CLIKIT OR TIKIT.


  9. EPISODE 57

    September 2, 2009 by ryan

    IS THIS WORTH WATCHING? YOU BE THE JUDGE!


  10. Progress Report: Retro Rockets Firing

    September 2, 2009 by nick

    Hello, listener!

    The management wishes to inform you all that we are aware that we have not been posting nearly as much content as we did in June and July. It pains us all. However, a new golden era of Clikit or Tikit glimmers on the horizon.

    We are currently transitioning with the loss of our Dropmaster Christian, and our Engineer Ryan. So, we are cobbling together new equipment, and new knowledge of how to put together a show on our own.

    We have succeeded in recording an episode without Ryan’s delicate, but firm hand, and soon all of the wrinkles should be smoothed out, and a flood of episodes will drown all of us.

    Thanks for your patience.

    -Nick