You may recall from early episodes that we enjoy dramatic readings of stupid texts – for example, the negative reviews posted in the comments on the show, or Amazon.com Reader Reviews of Ghost Dad. The following is one of the original influences on us with regards to this particular practice, and it comes to us from Something Awful founder Richard “Lowtax” Kyanka. Years ago in the beginning of the website’s war on terrible message boards throughout the universe, the Weekend Web feature stumbled upon a board all about autofellatio. Lowtax felt that this required a dramatic reading.
This is the result. In comparison, we are still novices in this fine craft.